2 cups flour (Tentacle Greg uses Hungry Jack, but a good pastry flour works best)
2 eggs
1 1/4 cup milk (or almond milk, for the lactose inclined)
1/4 cup oil (canola, not olive) you could try butter, but I would butter not
1/4 shot of vanilla extract
1/2 shot of your favorite maple syrup
2 shots of bourbon (TG uses Angel Envy Expressions Port Finish, the Rum finish is also good)
*If you need it, use 1/4 cup brown sugar to add more sweetness. Try adding a dash of cinnamon and curry (or cumin) for a spicy taste.
Mix it all together and throw it on the waffle iron.
Top with powdered sugar or what have you.